May 08
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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May 07
I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to love yourself as I love you.
— Tyler Knott Gregson (via friendlessfaggot)
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May 07
This reminds me of the beauty of the places iv been when climbing and scrambling n waterfall jumping :)So beautiful
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May 07
This reminds me of my journey ( trip ) through Cambodia :D thank you for the cheeky reminder xD
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Mar 31
It’s just like when we first started going out again :3 <3
Things are getting better relationship wise, this pleases me immensely :3
Mar 26
Bumming about on tumblr while the water gets hot so I can has lovely shower and wake up and get my zombie killing on when Holly comes over shortly :)
